tits the season to be merry, bright and shooting off obnoxiously lowball offers on Vinted as your last minute christmas buying kicks in.
because i don't really have a grandparent to my name anymore, my parents think i'm not a child anymore (literally don't know what this is about) and i'm too stinge to buy a £1 advent calendar on myself, I have decided to make my own advent calendar via the medium of Blogger.com
Yes, I'm polluting my digital footprint for every day in December. And no, I won't have the cheap thrill of saving up 5 chocolate windows and binging on them all in one hit. But, if Zoella can do Vlogmas, then I can do this Advent CalenDUH! As the famous saying goes! Rome wasn't built in a day but Zoella's infamous advent calendar sure was
So welcome to the cheese board you weren't expecting on Christmas... Cheeseluver02 counts down the 24 most iconic moments of 2024
it's not a brie wheel but it sure does have a honk to it!
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| the lipstick is nothing short of the woman from CBBC's 'Trapped' |
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| yer trapped |
Day number one: the highs and lows of CELEBRITY COUPLES 2024
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| barry and sabrina i am coming for you |
Love, Instagram breakup statements and ozempic is in the air. 2024 was a big year for many celebrities' luv lives. For many, it was time to ditch the doomscrolling of Raya, whilst others were struck down by Cupid's NERF Rebelle arrow <3
There are some shockers, some long-time-coming-ers and some white bread+coke mixes (aka a combo you wouldn't necessarily put together, but when they're all smooshed and mixed up in ur mouth, are actually rather pleasant).
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| handbag essentials: every girl needs their own 'heartbreaker bow and arrow' Millie Bobby Ooooh and BJ child got mazatroned!
Child bride realness! she'll always be my buzzcut baddie ! Our ‘11 secured the nepotism bloodline and wedded Jake Bonjela. Bored by 7, left moving things with my mind at 11, married at 20 Tommy Furyious and MollyMae called it quits This one cut me deep and I do get deep about these things actually. I had to leave my seat I’ll be honest with you. I stand with my comfrafes who took sick leave in the wake of this news. Just hope Bam Bam ratty healy and gabbriette get engaged  And I know i shouldn’t be jealous but I’m confused because i am jealous. Do I want to be her or be with her? She looks like my bratz doll (in the words of Sophie, or is it Olivia) in Cameron Diaz sci-fi thriller classic 'The Holiday'. Or do I want to be the awful wedded wife to ratty Healy (I don’t want to be him! way too much effort batting of the Swifties with a long stick) Jlo and Bflick devvoed! As someone who has an unhealthy obsession with soul mates and all that cup a soppy stuff, I was rooting for you. We were all rooting for u. Just do it for ur people. Give them another 20 years and the care home love affair will be electric. We have hope. King Kylie and Timmy Wonka "Dada Tiny tim can u buy me a lip kit for Christmas in Ompa lumpa flavour please" or cousin Northie will put u in the Wonka Experience
Irish coffee That’s that me Irish coffee cream liquer ! Sabrina Carpenter and BArry Keodofjosjdf had to be the most unexpected couple ever! how did they meet? what do they talk about? has sabrina tried Taytos yet? A couple of chaos I fear. Always fun to see the man behind the lyrics of 2024’s anthems such as Juno and BedChem  maya and stormzy the people's princesses. wish they stayed together. that's all i want for rizmas.  eamon and ruth Wff I can’t believe I’m the child of divorce. Never forget my glory days of spending my Friday free period at home watching itv+1's (now, somewhat disgraced) 'This Morning'.Ruth and Eamon would be giddy with excitment talking about their weekly ‘Friday fun’ session… clearly a last ditch attempt at relighting that fire that Take That spent all of the 90s trying to do . Then they did 'Celeb Googlebox' just as a last cry for help. Always a passion killer having your box viewing sandwhiched between Ellie and Izzie of' Leeds chatting about their latest diets. lana del rey and aligator man 2024 was THE year of coquette, bows and Mary Janes that finally don't look like a orthopaedic shoe! lana married Jeremy Dunfrene aka an aligator tour guide. I don't know why we are all so panicked about AI and ChatGPT- Lana Del Rey is literally an AI version of herself at this point. cig, older man with guns and God, cherry day dreams, oh I'm a sad woman be my bad baby la la la. talulah riley and the wee boy from Love Actually 
I’m glad the print magazine industry is gasping its last breath because seeing a picture of talulah riley as Miss Evangaleista in my sister's Doctor Who Magazine taught me to NEveR! eve. DTB. Ever. Again. Francesca Farago and Jesse Sullivan Francesca farage has finally had the twins and I may have not been an official step mum, but i was the mum that stepped up. I was there 24/7: in the middle of the night, on my way to work, on the toilet, I have worked day and night to watch her snapchat stories and keep updated with the twin's progres. I have a friend who took a trip to the loo at work dedicated to watch her Snapchat stories talking about the birth. The influencer family continues.  Catherine and Austin Mcbroom broom I’m forced (it's my own active choice unfortunately) to watch his Snapchat stories for some reason. Have watched some of their prank videos for educational reasons and been led astray by click baiting Snapchat articles about his alleged cheating rumours. Whatever happened, i was discombulated by seeing that miss Catherine is loved up with a new man ! reminder to check in with influencers more often because they change like the wind. Hannah Montana's mums marries the sisters fling  What big eyes you have! All the better for stealing Amy daughters dont friend dear! Miley Cyrus's sister Noah was going out with her current mother's husband! trial shift vibes Gypsy rose gets back with the ex! paternity results on insta is the brat summer agenda. Rebel wilson Miss Rebel did a full 180 and married her wife Ramona this year. And her Pitch Perfect love interest Ben Platt also got married to his husband this year. How the tables do turn turn in the Barden Bella stratesphere! Jon Richardson and Lucy Beaumont Dave classics aka the Dave JaVu classics you would never know the names of but would recognise from a lineup. a shame this one. British comforting classics that u assume go to the pub and still have a laff together and get on like the next a southwest london family. Ekin su and Dave  |
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