Happy St Paddys day! I heart Irish bachelors

Happy St Podrick's Day!

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When I was a wee lass I supported Wales like it was my job. 1st March marked St David's Day-synonymous with dense and dry or squidgy and red and raw (there's no inbetween) Welsh cakes and getting bang for your buck out of your Marie Curie daffodil pin. 

Then I grew up and grew out of my faux nationalism. Ok so you can quote Gavin and Stacey and annually you unconsciously racially profile the Love Island contestants to always favor the Welsh ones. And yet this whole time I had been sleeping on a phenomenon bigger than myself and more ferocious than the dragon...Take a look at this inventory below:

1. Eurovision stardom
2. Kerrygolds butta
3. Pots of gold at rainbows (living on the sodabread-line has never looked more cost-effective)
4. Tayto crips man
5. Jedward
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7. Louis Walsh (notice how I gave Jedward and Louis a space between them... hope they can heal their wounds soon but its best they stay away from each other rn xx)
8. Leprechauns
9. My big phat gypsy wedding <3 oh! to be GRABBED!
10. Eligibale bachelors (a few whom have already been mentioned)

And that's when it dawned on me. I was late to the game in appreciating the Irish charm. Back in 'day I rthought i was not like other girls because my fave accent was the West Country and the Welsh. But now I was joining the sisterhood. Live laughing McLoving the Irish fellas. So, join me brethren, whether you are a believer or just starting your journey (you're valid and we see you) in my definitive ranking of the top most elgibale Irish bachelors.

I can't wait for our journeys together xx hey! it's a climb, but the view is great x

Ireland <3 

PAUL Mescalculated 

Me and Pauly when we were young hung and in lung (luv)

I love paul and he was the face that launched a thousand ships. Destination=irish fellas! The fact that an instagram account entitled Connell's Chain was created based on his Normal People character's choice of metal adorations.. Well it's just a fact innit. 

 

2 stars 💫 and a wish 💑 for PM

💫He is gorgeous 

💫something in me tells me he's attainable (please remember this is the same ocd drenched brain that convinces myself if I don't flick off my lightswitch 6 times and touch all the wood in my room i'll be responsible for the trag death of my whole family)

💑i wish he would stop running away from his one night stands! je deteste running! i'm never gonna catch up wiv him

Barry Keofhivcbigshan

i've had more soft spots fot his man than I've had cooked dinners

I luv this man for many reasons-his name being one of them. I spelt it phonetically for her pleasure. Saltburn might have tarred his name (Barry Keofhighan rememeber) with a grave-erotic brush... And yes, Saltburn is the film that gave renannciance to Vampire eroticism, giving the British public no choice but to look internally, asking themselves 'am i team Edward or Jacob?' But its Baz cakes! Ar Barry Cumin who should be the thumbnail for those clickbait 'dermatologists hate her' adverts because of his evergreen youthful skin. Doctor Who's Cassandra (the she/it of skin) is quaking in her non-exisent boots.

The Token Irish in Harry Potter

'Ooops I just had an oops moment #pissedmyself where the fuck are my Always'

 

Love this cheeky fek. Comedic relief when the dark magic got a bit heavy. Nice diversity and i know in my heart of hearts he's abracadabraing butter beer into pints of Guinness. Salt of the earf bloke. hope he is doing ok!

Patrick ‘the professional woman’ McDowell

Jorts in the boardroom? Groundbreaking. 

pins out! Patty walked so David Weekender Pots could run, pins free.

i may not know many things but I do know that he looks like a Sacconejoly baby here so much. so much. Jonathan will be capitalizing!

Back when TV was good and Sainsbury's Basics label was still very much a thing, BBC1 broadcast the delciously salacious Young Apprentice. A crashcourse in where GCSE French Buisness can get you. A fistful of young professionals (16 year olds donning suits and briefcases like they've been dropped into the Office Job section of KidZania Westfield) compete to get Lord Sugar's business investment. 

DISCLAIMER: During my extensive journalistic research for this piece, I actually discovered I had been a victim of the Mandela Effect. Patrick is actually from Merseyside and not the proud owner of one Irish bone in his body). With a name like PATRICK McDOWELL i am going to give myself some grace.

pins out! Patty walked so David Weekender Pots could run, pins free.

Unfortunately the world wide web has no footage of Patrick at his best (episode 2: cookery book challenge). I'll describe it in verbatim if you never got to witness this cinematic episode. Patrick and his teammate Maria (a genuine Irish artefact) create a cookbook entitled 'The Professional Woman'. True feminism in action.

Instead enjoy this from the same episode : pesky courgettes

💚💚💚👬👫PS: Patrick birthed the iconic line of Maria's Flip me patrick! Irish, girly, ethereal!