the best, hottest, most humbling, delicious, light lunch snacky, picky dinner, sinister, fun (till the fun stops), interesting things i've been called in my life to date:
aggressively southern-from a boy in Roosters takeaway
a floozy (ta da)
dressed like a Sim
dressed like a Bratz
a narcissist (which this 'article'-using that term loosely-can only vouch for)
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the best club dancer (unsolicited bc i've seen club photos #theunforgiven but gassed nonetheless)
a good listener
JARRING
a neek
world's worst vegetarian
Directioner (liam payne always n 43ver)
someone's girlfriend
a filmstar (thanks granny)
a 'friends with benefits plus' (never felt more like a Trivago deal in all my silly 21 years!)
a princess (granny still dishing out compliments like mashed potato in one of those ice cream scoops)
Baby Ley
gagga-goo goo
'it'
'the mustard one' (a delcious title bestowed upon me by a catcaller who claimed that he, will indeed take one for the team, and take me, the mustard one-thanks to my Primark condiment coloured tee)
sausage bag
'prompt payment, brilliant communication' (merci bo cow Vinted)
a graduand
a graduate (munch munch)
the processer of a character chin.png)
graduATE was graduDRINKING #oneprosexyfloor
lily allen's professional cig roller
a shit roller
'just married person'
dua lipa peepa (had to get my head surgically deflated after this one)
a child of god
Amelia (my Confirmation name due to St Amelia being the saint of fish and fishermen and I had just become pescatarian. naturally this needed to become a personality trait)
look like a wolf (because of my monobrow <3)
a girl with grandmother taste buds
farm ranger
Ok! passion project over!
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